Get busy.

I stopped collecting stickers for a Starbucks Planner when, in 2005, I was able to amass a total of five during the promo’s run.  Mind you, this was the time when the Planner was leather-bound and had a free pen. I ended up giving three of them to friends (at no cost, I like playing […]

Clearly, giving birth is useless.

As you may have noticed, I’m a HUGE FAN of my first real niece, Claire Bear.  She was christened “Claire Marie” but I call her that for kicks.  When my sister-in-law got preggers, I would bug my mom every night if she already gave birth even though she was months far off.  I just wanted […]